A.Moy Makes My Day

1.) It is only polite to start eating when everyone's food arrives at the table. Unfortunately, my food took forever to come, whereas Alex's food arrived for quite a long time. She became fidgety and couldn't stop staring at the food. Suddenly...

"I HATE MY LIFE!" - A.Moy

Only because she couldn't eat yet.


2.) Me: Are you gonna have babies?
A.Moy: OBVIOUSLY.

So everybody wants babies in A.Moy's world.


3.) An easier way to get a job at Express:

"You go lower, and lower and lower..." - A.Moy