The Harsh Truth

Mom: Do I look fat in this?
Dad: Are you fat?
Mom: Yes... I am fat. D:
Dad: Then if you're fat, you'll look fat in anything you wear.

LOL. My dad is so funny. I don't even think he looked at what my mom was wearing. But my mom isn't even fat. She just has a little gut... which, for women her age, is normal.

Mom: I need to lose weight. :(