My mother just gave me a Green Lantern figurine.
Mom: Here. For you to play with.
Me: ... How old do you think I am now? I don't play with these anymore! But thanks!
Mom: I don't know. I just picked it up from the train station.
Me: ..... DID YOU CLEAN IT?
Mom: Nope! you can clean it now!
Me: Nah. I don't want it.
your mother is filthy.
ReplyDeleteHEY. don't say that about my mama!
ReplyDeleteLOl your mama is so cute! :D
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