Sunday, May 23, 2010

Drivers Beware!

So it's been almost a year since I've gotten my driver's license. Sometimes, I wonder how I even got it. Was it because I was taking lessons prior to the test date? I have completely forgotten how to park (kinda) and make a broken u-turn but I could drive and break perfectly fine. In order to practice, my dad lets me drive on Sundays when he takes his Sienna out to go to my cousins' place.

I'm not very great with driving so I'm always nervous on wheel. I grab on tightly to the steering wheel when I drive and my dad is always sitting next to me and telling me what to do. I have a tendency to drive closer to my right side afraid I was passing the line, but apparently, I'm always too close. Until today, I hit a car's mirror. I was totally unaware until I heard a loud thud. And my parents and brother went crazy on me. RELAX. It's just a parked car's mirror and not a car accident! My dad yells at me and my brother keeps nagging and tells my cousins what happened. As if I'm not embarrassed enough. At least my mom is still supportive of me. She says I'm still learning and mistakes happen. Geeez. Other than that mirror-bump, I also swerved into a very tight space between a stopped and driving car. My dad was so tight. And that guy in the driving car was even more tight. Because he totally went on the other lane and stopped to yell at me. Luckily my windows and his windows were scrolled up. But I read his lips "What the fuck are you doing?!" My dad and I did a little head bow as an apology but I can't help but smile at his reaction. Although it was scary and a bit endangering, I thought having him scream at me through the closed window was funny.

But that... hopefully, will be the last time I get yelled at! I want to become a better driver and be the one who yells at the careless drivers. But of course, I shall scroll my window down before yelling at them and make sure they hear me.

Monday, May 10, 2010

Rappists.

I have a friend.
She's a rappist.
Her rappist name is E-Weezy.
And she spits "HOT FIYAHH!"
Her rappist sidekick, S-Weezy...
Can't spit hot fiyah. But I didn't tell her.
I'm embarrassed for her.
These people are so cool.
I wish to be like them one day.